I was inspired to write a poem last night. I stopped at the halfway point to keep it from being tl;dr. Enjoy.

Ryuumaru, I LoveHate You
Part 1
by
Akuji-sama

Editing three shows at once, three shows with little to no plot.
Slowly melting into my crappy office chair, slowly starting to rot.
QCing Blurays of shows I’ve already QCed, deleting commas I’ve already deleted.
Wondering how it was I got here, wondering how my dignity was defeated?

Watching censored Daimaou from the fansub group-du-jour,
Curious what those rays of light were for,
When the group makes a post on their blog,
Stating they were throwing in the towel, they were gonna log.

They recommended several groups for their shows,
Most notably, Daimaou + Uncensored == RYUUMARU!
At first, I was concerned about this unheard of group,
But, curiousity got the better of me. Wouldn’t it have you?

Watched one ep., was overjoyed with this perceived rarity,
the big, blasphemous, bulbous, bouncing breastesses, and the high-hat, high-top hilarity.
The fapping, the laughing, the gay porning, and the gay trolling.
All that was missing was a good old-fashioned Rickrolling.

Two or three weeks go by, I can’t quite remember.
When I see a Ryuumaru post, asking for a new staff member.
The post asked for a QC that “had a pulse and a brain,”
And I thought “That’s perfect! I’m learning Japanese, so I can train!”

I log on to the recruit channel, stating “I am Akujin.”
commander`A replied “I hate him. He’s full of fail, not win.”
My Coolface remained on, I would not be trolled
by this self-proclaimed “Master of Trollery”… or so I’d been told.

With my QC report filed, I asked a simple question:
“How long will it be ’till you’ve reached your ultimate decision?”
To which nixx` replied “About a day.”
………………………………………
…………………………………..”k”

In a flash, 24 hours moved past, and I wondered if I had passed,
or if another QC had me completely out-classed?
I log in. Did I make it in? Am I full of win? Do I have reason to grin?
“The nick ‘Akujin’ has already been registered by another user. Please try a different nick.”

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

To be continued…

P.S. commander`A wanted me to tell you all that he’s not commander`A anymore. He’s a newborn fag. So, there’s that.